Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Top 10 Moments of FAIL for the Royals This Year: No. 8

Sidney Ponson Pitches the Home Opener

A week before the season started, the Royals finally announced their starting rotation. Gil Meche would once again be the Opening Day starter followed by Zack Greinke and Kyle Davies. Most people were wondering who would start the Home Opener and be the face of the first game at the New Kauffman Stadium of the New Kansas City Royals. Would it be Brian Bannister? Spring Training surprise Lenny DiNardo? Former first overall draft pick Luke Hochevar?

Nope. It was a bumbly, alcoholic, portly guy from Aruba, journeyman Sidney Ponson.

"Welcome to a new era in Royals baseball, Kansas City! We've got a new stadium, a chance at a division title, a Cy Young candidate in our rotation, and now your starting pitcher: Sidney Ponson!"

*Cue The Price is Right FAIL sound.

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